May 2012
Looking for heaven found the devil in me
It’s really hard for me to handle the amount of unintelligent/uninformed young mom’s and mom’s-to-be on my facebook.
I can’t relate to any of them.
I need more crunchy mama friends. Or at least just smarter mama friends.
Writing wedding thank you notes is THE WORST
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You know what's NOT sexy?...Being pregnant.
AND I KNOW you’ll just say it’s adorable and the bump is so cute and it’s beautiful and a miracle.
And it’s definitely all of those things. But you know what it ISN’T?….
Sexy.
So I couldn’t keep it a secret and told spencer about the gift.
I suck!
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I love buying gifts for people!
I love the anticipation of giving it to them and how excited they’ll be! How far away is fathers day? I hope I can wait!
You are the hole in my head
You are the space in my bed
You are the silence in between
What I thought and what I said
You are the night-time fear
You are the morning when it’s clear
When it’s over, you’re the start
You’re my head
You’re my heart
We have a baby stat's pool going..winner gets to...
Enter your guesses!
http://www.expectnet.com/games/NewestDee
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via historicalslut)
Today, I hate my job.
I’m grateful for my job. It’s fun and exciting and I’m good at it..really good at it. And I get along with the family, and we see eye to eye on things and I’m lucky to work for them.
But today sucked! I’ll preface by saying I was up from 2-6 this morning so I am fucking exhausted. Couple that with allergies, I’m miserable.
Then add on a shit day of working...
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“Those boys were chasing us really fast, like cheetos!”
– Regan
synechdoche asked: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN WITH SWOLLEN FEEEET : )
You know what's less sexy than big fat swollen...
Nothing.
There is absolutely nothing less sexy.
Nothing at all.
It’s gross. I’m gross.
So we got our wedding pictures but I just spent like 3 hours going through them and uploading some (and by some I mean a lot). I’ll put some on here tomorrow but for now you can just go see them on my facebook I give you all permission to facebook stalk and/or add me.
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Boy or girl?
When we first found out we were having a baby all I hoped for was a boy. I prayed for a boy, I was set on having nothing but a boy..thinking there is no way I’ll be able to survive having a daughter, especially when teenage years come.
But now I’m so sure it’s a girl in there. And I’m becoming so attached to the idea of having a girl. And so is everyone else around us-I bought a girl outfit the...
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Being a parent is hard and people are judgmental about stupid stuff and I get that. So I try not to call people out for useless stuff(unless we’re very close and I trust that they won’t take it wrongly) or give them my advice without being asked or make them feel like they’re doing something wrong…
But what do I do if I see someone doing something I know isn’t good...
“As I said, I’ve been going through an evolution on this issue. I’ve always been...”
– President BARACK OBAMA.
“I just assume everything good that happens to me is because of you”
– The most accidentally romantic thing spencer has ever said
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My boobs have gone up 4 cup sizes and I’m only 20 weeks(halfway through my pregnancy! Woohoo!!)..I am scared to imagine how much bigger they’ll get over the next 20 weeks
Well...regan just cut her hair for the first time...
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April 2012
Hey guess what
I love you
“everything i’ve ever let go of had claw marks on it.”
– david foster wallace (via hideyourdisguise)
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There are times when I want to kiss my husband in the face so freaking hard just because he’s a good man who protects what he loves. Or even just what needs to be protected.
